What are our cricketers doing now!!!

It is time to wonder what some of our cricketers are doing after they came back from South africa
1) Virender Sehwag : He just hit a "blazing" century in a small ground between a sugarcane field in Delhi and according to the reporter "He has announced hisclear intentions to the selectors for a comeback". It is to be noted that after the match he drank some sugarcane juice and shouted Pongalo Pongal.If u don't believe check out this link http://www.hindu.com/2007/01/11/stories/2007011109502200.htm

2) Tendulkar visited Sania Mirza and consulted her on how to get rid of his Tennis elbow...on the way he bought some strings from Walmart to tie up all the loose ends on his hamstring

3) Dravid celebrated his birthday in style by cuttinga 8 kilo cake...however since the cake was very delicate and fragile Dravid very mindful of the situation was ultra cautious in his approach and by the time he finished cutting the cake it took 8.0 hrs and when he turned around, everyone who had gathered for the party had already left!

4) Dada alias Ganguly who cameback with a bang in South Africa said that he watched 1) Pather panchali(satyajit ray movie), 2) read newspapers, 3) drank lot of tea and send an email to Nagma and Dalmia. Whenqueried further he said that the first three activities are common to most Bongs and the next two are his daily routine :)

5) VVS Laxman has just been taken under her wings by P. T. Usha, who will be guiding him in the running between wickets without thinking. Lakshman said thatUsha has told him something he didn't know before that is "When u think don't run and when u run don't think"

6)Mohammed kaif who came back much earlier has been busy whitewashing his house. This he said was to remove all the cow-dung stains as protestors led by some Mehtaji in his colony had thrown cow-dung at his house in appreciation of his batting. When asked whatwere his plans for future he said he plans to start a GOBAR GAS plant.

7) Our new boy Sreesanth will be doing an item number in a Prabhu Deva directed Gult movie tentatively titled " Nuvvosnane Nuvossnanu-part2".

8) Dhoni was found milking some cows in Lalloo Prasad Yadav's cow-shed..This he said would later help him to milk the runs in Windies during the world-cup...Apart from that he said "100% whole fat milk is the secret of my energy".

About the rest no word yet!