Fake IPL Player Glossary

If you haven't checked it out yet fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com is the most happening site of this ipl 2009. If you r new to this site u will need this glossary below to follow the blog. The mysterious insider who is writing this blog is supposedly a KKR insider (unwanted player/staff member/journo...etc..) whose identity it seems will be revealed at the end of the season.


Aaila = Tendulkar
Appam Chutiya = Sreesanth (the best nickname out of all)
Babli = Preity Zinta
Badshah/ Vinnie /Dildo = SRK
Batliwala = Vijay Mallya
Bevdaa = Ryder
Bevdaas = Royal Challengers Bangalore
Bhookha naan = Buchanan
Big Brother = Raj Kundra - Big Sis's boy toy
Big Mac = Mathew HAyden
Big sis = Shilpa Shetty
Boy George = Joy Bhattacharya (he is in the mgmt of KKR, also the PRIME contender for the title of the Fake IPL Player)
Bublee = Bret Lee
Buddhiman Baba = Wriddhiman Saha
Bunty = Ness Wadia
Calypso = Chris Gayle
Castro = Fidel Edwards
Chikna Pussy = David Hussey
Chinnu Popli = Virat Kohli
Chirkut Teli = Bharat Chipli
Cool Dude =Dhoni
Dewar = Rahul Dravid
Durbaan of Patiala = Tom Moody(Coach of KXIP)
Ganji Hanger = Sanjay Bangar
Ghati Baba = Rohit Sharma
Kishan Kanhaiya = Ravi Shastri
Laal Chaddi Dada / Lordie = Sourav Gangly
Lady Jaya = Jayawardene
Little John = Ishant Sharma
Little sis = Shamita Shetty
Mangal Pandey = Laxmiratan Shukla
Meera Bhai = Harbhajan
Original Bevda = Jesse Ryder
Paedophile priest = Gilchrist
Pamela Indersingh = VRV Singh
Prince of Patiala = Yuvraaj
RDB = Rohan Bannerjee
Saala Slimeball = Lalit Modi
Sandy Maddy Babe = Mandira Bedi
Shakespeare = Akash Chopra
Sheikh = Shane Warne
Skipper = McCullum
Springbock = Rander Wyke
Sticky something = Ricky Ponting
Stylebhai = Murali Karthik
Vakil Saab = Kumara Sangakkara(as he is a trained lawyer)
VVS Ram = VVS Laxman