Saturday, May 09, 2009

Fake IPL Player Glossary

If you haven't checked it out yet fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com is the most happening site of this ipl 2009. If you r new to this site u will need this glossary below to follow the blog. The mysterious insider who is writing this blog is supposedly a KKR insider (unwanted player/staff member/journo...etc..) whose identity it seems will be revealed at the end of the season.


Aaila = Tendulkar
Appam Chutiya = Sreesanth (the best nickname out of all)
Babli = Preity Zinta
Badshah/ Vinnie /Dildo = SRK
Batliwala = Vijay Mallya
Bevdaa = Ryder
Bevdaas = Royal Challengers Bangalore
Bhookha naan = Buchanan
Big Brother = Raj Kundra - Big Sis's boy toy
Big Mac = Mathew HAyden
Big sis = Shilpa Shetty
Boy George = Joy Bhattacharya (he is in the mgmt of KKR, also the PRIME contender for the title of the Fake IPL Player)
Bublee = Bret Lee
Buddhiman Baba = Wriddhiman Saha
Bunty = Ness Wadia
Calypso = Chris Gayle
Castro = Fidel Edwards
Chikna Pussy = David Hussey
Chinnu Popli = Virat Kohli
Chirkut Teli = Bharat Chipli
Cool Dude =Dhoni
Dewar = Rahul Dravid
Durbaan of Patiala = Tom Moody(Coach of KXIP)
Ganji Hanger = Sanjay Bangar
Ghati Baba = Rohit Sharma
Kishan Kanhaiya = Ravi Shastri
Laal Chaddi Dada / Lordie = Sourav Gangly
Lady Jaya = Jayawardene
Little John = Ishant Sharma
Little sis = Shamita Shetty
Mangal Pandey = Laxmiratan Shukla
Meera Bhai = Harbhajan
Original Bevda = Jesse Ryder
Paedophile priest = Gilchrist
Pamela Indersingh = VRV Singh
Prince of Patiala = Yuvraaj
RDB = Rohan Bannerjee
Saala Slimeball = Lalit Modi
Sandy Maddy Babe = Mandira Bedi
Shakespeare = Akash Chopra
Sheikh = Shane Warne
Skipper = McCullum
Springbock = Rander Wyke
Sticky something = Ricky Ponting
Stylebhai = Murali Karthik
Vakil Saab = Kumara Sangakkara(as he is a trained lawyer)
VVS Ram = VVS Laxman

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Stars of IPL 2009

It has been exciting couple of weeks after the recent edition of IPL that started in SA. So who r the stars of this IPL and the teams that will go all the way??

1) Kamran Khan

One person who is really showing promise is the left armer Kamran Khan. This guy cost Royals only Rs 12lakh!!!Warne's knack of identifying and promoting talent is amazing. This 18year old comes from a very poor background and until recently while going on training camps in India he was sleeping on railway stations. This is what he said "Be it Lucknow or Kanpur, I used to sleep at platforms. I used to buy a platform ticket and spend the night there" (as he couldn't afford hotel rooms) . Already he has all the looks of a left arm Malinga, the lankan slinger. He still extracts considerable bounce with his action and has some lethal yorkers and in the recently tied game with the shahrukh riders he also showed he has a cool head. So I am predicting he is here to stay and will enter the Indian team sooner than later.

2) Y. Pathan

Nothing more needs to be said about this guy who was a sensation in 2008. Now he is one real star who is power packed and can send spinners into a real spin. What an amazing game he has had with the knight riders super over where the mystery spinner Mendis was no longer a mystery but he was history :). If Y.Pathan gets going RR will be in the top 4.

3) L. Malinga

The official slinger and toe crusher has become really lethal with the weight of his hair completely reduced. This has given him the extra speed and control and with most of the games being d/n not many batsmen can even c the ball coming from his hands. recently there was a funny scenario where Mccullum asked the upires not to wear white caps as he couldn't c Malinga's ball :) the umpires switched to red caps not that it mattered. He is going to rock this IPL'09

4) AB Dvilliers

Now this is one guy who is really looking in awesome form. The only player who is rocking not by smashing the bowlers but by playing real cricketing shots. his amazing century was all class and elegant power hitting. If he keeps going Delhi will be in the top 4.

5) Sachin T

"The curious case of Sachin" This guy seems to grow younger with age and his recent hitting with jayasurya just showed everyone that Sachin is the Master of all (T20/oneday/Test). He trascends all forms of cricket with his class elegance power innovation and knowledge of the game. Just when everyone wrote him off he has come back to bite the same critics. So he is hungry. he wants that cup badly and it can be seen in his eyes and he is going to go all out fot it. This is a guarantee. With Malinga, Bhajji, Zaheer and Bravo they have the best bowling combination. They will be dfinitely in top 4.

6) P. Ojha

He is one reason I think Deccan will go all the way. Extremely consistent with wonderful flight variations and a game changer spinner Ojha has really come to the party and if he keeps bowling the way he has Deccan will be in the top 4.

Final 4 of IPL 2009

1) Mumbai Indians
2) Deccan Chargers
3) Delhi Daredevils
4) Rajasthan Royals